The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!