- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on command.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to get extra homework

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to rotten food.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to turn retarted

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to make money disappear.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

Pointless Super Powers