To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to get fat in America

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!