The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!