The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!