power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!