The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power drown in water

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to poo.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to eat your own head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!