The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!