The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!