the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!