- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to die on command.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers