- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to bleed anally at will

the power to do nothing

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become translucent

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to read this sentence

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years