The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to self destruct

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be alone

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!