The power to be normal.

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to poop without wiping

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

to do nothing

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

Doing a handstand with your feet

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to smell whore

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!