The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to read the terms of service.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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yo mama

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!