the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to rotten food.

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the ability to blow yourself

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!