- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to understand irony.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to go to hell.

Pointless Super Powers