the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!