- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power... to move you.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers