The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to not have a superpower

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!