The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to self destruct

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be alone

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!