- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power of 12% levetation

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to make everything worse

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to predict the present

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

Pointless Super Powers