The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have an ability.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!