The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!