The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!