- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

power to age faster

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

Pointless Super Powers