The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Nothing

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The power to be normal and average

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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75% levitation

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!