- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to see the past.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to self destruct

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be alone

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Pointless Super Powers