- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to read your own mind

open up pickles glass

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to make everything worse

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to ignore useful information

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

Pointless Super Powers