- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to blow yourself

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to smell whore

The power to extend your pinky toe

Nope. Just nope.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to obey gravity

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to get arrested

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers