The power to be powerless.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power to read this sentence

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!