Justin Bieber

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!