The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!