the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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To have the power to breathe

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!