- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power of women's rights.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to create shit

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

Pointless Super Powers