- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop without wiping

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Pointless Super Powers