- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the ability to levitate

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to read your own mind

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power think five times slower.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

Pointless Super Powers