- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to not have any power at all

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to not care.

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The ability to control dairy products

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

being black

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

Pointless Super Powers