The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!