The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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power to age faster

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!