The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to see when people fart.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to light glue on fire.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to be normal and average

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to teleport small dogs

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

32% Levitation.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!