The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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i love to make shit brix

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to do nothing

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!