- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Nothing

The power to walk on frozen water.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to enter a coma.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Pointless Super Powers