the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!