- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to get sick

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to die

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

Pointless Super Powers