The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to be powerless

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!