- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilty to go through water.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to even

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to lock open doors

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

Pointless Super Powers