The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to not be funny

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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to zap people but only yourself

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!