- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to forget you have a super power.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

he power to make mistakes

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to die on command.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to like this power

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers