The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!