The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

thumb_up thumb_down +55

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to turn water into wine.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

power to permanently shrink one eye.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to stop existing.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

thumb_up thumb_down +126

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!