The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!