The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!