The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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hello

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to get married

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!