- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to be a gamer

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power drown in water

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers