The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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make youself dumb

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to speak to toasters

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!