The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to half transform to something.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to walk through air.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The Power to Power

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!