the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to die

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to jump

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!