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The power to see via toe nails
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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.
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The power to see when people fart.
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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The power to find pokemon attractive
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you
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The power of christ ;)
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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair
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The power to make lipstick fly
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The power to ejaculate napalm
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The Power to breath while under a cup of water
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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.
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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!