The power to do something while you can play games.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to die

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power of women's rights.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to walk 1% faster.

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

being allergic to dairy and soy

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to not have a superpower

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!