- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to get arrested

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to not have a superpower

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Pointless Super Powers